Once upon a time there was a brave cowgirl named McKayla. She went to an elementary whose mascot was the cowboys. Therefore she had to dress like one numerous times throughout the school year. (And I thought being a pirate was odd.) Anyway, she was grateful that her Grandma Porter had the outfit. She was going along one day and noticed a princess named Ariana was in distress. An evil vampire was chasing the princess. But fear not! Our brave cowgirl pulled out her french fries, which vampires are allergic to, and saved the day. The princess was so grateful she almost posed for this picture. THE END
Yep, McKayla swears that vampires are allergic to potato products
